about me

I'm selectively hard of hearing. I have the vision of a bat.
I have a keen sense of direction, but I don't know where I'm at
I'm a wise man to the foolish, and foolish to the wise
I'm genuinely honest, when I'm wearing a disguise
My sense of smell is lacking, my nasal passage is unique
I have trouble out in public, because I'm too shy to speak.
I don't mind giving speeches, but spiders get me scared
I rearranged my bedroom, when I saw one coming near
I don't like rude behavior, insulting others should be a crime
I hate when I'm inconsiderate, and I hate reading poems that rhyme
My mind bends the English language, to make normal things absurd
That is why you might see me chuckle, when nothing funny has occurred
I like to joke around sometimes, I like when my heart sinks
I like to ask hard questions, I like to get people to think
I enjoy creating stories, contemplation is always a gas
on occasion I am selfish, oftentimes I'm crass